There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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