Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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