There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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