There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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