i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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