oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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