If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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