Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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