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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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