My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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