Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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