Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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