Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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