so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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