I think I died a long time ago.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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