Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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