Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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