Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize