So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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