theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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