The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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