just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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