Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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