I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I am mentally ready for anal.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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