you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
North Korea, Best Korea!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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