At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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