I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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