the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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