We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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