Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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