im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm bleeding and have questions
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