i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
operation harelip BJ is a go
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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