Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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