Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The Olympian is in my bed
You almost got us killed.
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