Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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