may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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