It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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