hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So vagazzling was a success
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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