I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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