So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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