You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just had sex bonerless
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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