Im at strip club and am horny
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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