We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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