i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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