This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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