Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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