Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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