this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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