do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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