That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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