Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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